Altdorf Kindred and Freaky Frenemies each won their group with a perfect record, and both teams brought their B-game to Dungeon Bowl - an absolute clown fiesta. The Kindred had two key players missing the game, and brought lots of Boodweiser Beer to protect them from the deadly underworlders. They probably shouldn't have, as the freaky mutants didn't manage a single casualty all game.

Freaky Frenemies started first offense, pushed back the line and recovered the ball - clearly in no hurry. The Kindred responded by putting maximum dwarf pressure on the many gobbos. The teams traded blows and the Frenemies were forced to the sideline and then suffered a troll turnover. In the chaos, they also lost their now exposed gutter runner. In the ensuing turns though, the Troll and a particularly ugly skaven lineman bogged down a lot of Kindred players, allowing a 2-headed thrower and two 2-headed gobbos to wiggle through the Old World Defense and even stall a little before scoring on turn 8. The Kindred planned to retaliate with an OTS attempt, but as their only KO'd player was their fleet footed catcher, and no ammount of Bloodweiser Beer could wake him up, the half ended in a 1-0 lead for the Frenemies, and still 11 players a side.

The Kindred lined up, focused on the turn 16 equalizer and overtime, when disaster struck. A Blitz and a very deep kick, and once again the two headed players were all over the place. The Kindred managed to recover the ball under pressure, and slowly stabilized their position. Things started to look up, when they removed 2 Frenemies in one turn - only to double skull and lose one of their own as well. Both teams started losing players and at 8 Kindred (but 2 stunned) vs 7 Frenemies, the beleaguered Kindred managed to break ahead and attempted to punt the ball to a position where only they could reach it. Alas, star thrower Jacob Genau's nerves failed him and he badly overthrew the pass, sending it into the stands, and the Frenemies' fans responded by throwing the ball next to their own thrower. The Frenemies quickly recovered the ball, and the double threat of a pass for the win or defending the ball for the win was too much for the Kindred to effectively contain. Johannes Schnell did get a shot at the ball carrier, but was unable to land the decisive blow, and the half ended scoreless - securing the win for the Frenemies.

1st Ever 2021 Blood Bowl FINAL!!!!

The Scourge entered it as undefeaten in 16 out of 16 games, the Sons of Korhal entered as massive overdogs, with 430 TV up!

So how did it go? Well, the Scourge brought their mittens to the game, rather than their iron fists, and managed 0spp in 16 turns, and 0 cas (they had 20 in the regular season) vs 4 cas for the humans...

Twice it looked like the Scourge might just about break through, but the humans were too fast, and the dice too unkind, it was not to be... Congrats to John and his Sons! And special mention to Catcher '7' who broke Bob Bifford without even needin dirty player or assists!

When the ball landed on the line with a Perfect Defense from the Avengers it looked a bad game for the Goblins. We managed to get the ball back and, as usual, Pukk bounced off on his pogo stick and scored.

Avengers set up for a short drive but failed the pick up. Along came Tazz, Lord of the Skies. He swooped in grabbed the ball and scored to end the half 2-0 to the Goblins! That bonus to landing made the difference.

Second half started with a short kick and a Blitz! As Iron Man looked up to catch the ball he got punched in the face, leaving the pitch, and allowing Tazz once again to grab the ball. The Dwarven Runner failed his dodge and thus the Goblins scored again!

Low on Players and with only a Blitzer left to carry the ball the Dwarves pushed forward. Once again the might of Trolls and a bouncing pogo stick saw a fourth touchdown for the Goblins.

Setting up again there was an opening for a Fifth score. This did not happen but we did get another first. An always hungry troll actually snacked down on a player (the first time ever).

To make the game even better Pukk learned how to Block during the post game round up and is now as good as a rookie War Dancer (with less movement)!

In a game that could have gone either way, but that the Vamps won in the end because of the rats failed high risk plays, the Orcland Predators emerge victorious.

The Scourge just barely pull out a draw in an epic game of ridiculous proportions!

The first half seemed to go well for the Scourge with them receiving and pounding. A couple of cas, a steady cage, a break through to within scoring distance...
Then the Skaven mess it all up with some strip ball action, and the gutter runner is off! A beast manages to catch him, but with no stun the little bugger runs off and scores!!!

That means that the second half opens with the Scrats receiving, and 1-0 up! They push a cage downfield, and although a beast again dodges in and gets it free, the rats quickly scoop it up again and make it 2-0, and it looks like they will win the league!

The Scourge decide to push for a quick score, and the Scrats get it free with gutter runner bullshit, but this time can't Pick it up! With a bit of elfy magic, the Scourge score, and it's now 2-1 to Scrats with them receiving and 5 turns left...and the disaster strikes for them! Snake eyes on a hand-off and the ball is out!!!

But... the scourge can't pick it up, so they surround, queue up pinball time....and the rats catch it despite all having bonehead for the turn and being distracted!!

They make a sideline cage, look set to score when...snake eyes again!

This time Scourge DO get the ball up, and a nice cage, only for the trampoline trap to be sprung on the ball carrier, who flies towards the Scarts endzone, and lands on a 5+!!!!
You cannot make this shit up... he runs, he runs, and he scores in turn 8, GFI'ing across the line!!!

Thanks for the game Alster, it was Awesome!

Missed game on both sides so 0-0

Concession 1-0

A nice game starting under some very hot weather that knocked off hals of the teams after the first exchange.
Marguerite really outdid herself being everywhere to snatch the ball but in the end the dark elves prevailed.