The Hobgoblin Team is the worst team in Blood Bowl. Literally. Sure, the Oldheim Ogres spend most of the match trying to figure out what are they supposed to do while munching on a team mate. And the Crud Creek Nosepickers blow themselves up 90% of the matches.
But, hey, those teams *at least* show up. The Hobgoblin Team's only record is how they built three stadiums. The first caught fire, the second fell over, and the third caught fire and fell over.
So, when Bob Bifford was challenged into making the Hobgoblin Team a winning team (defined as "winning one match") everyone laughed. It was impossible, they said. Preposterous, they added. Bob is not *that* good, they all agreed.
All but one. Bob Bifford himself. Maybe the recent (and infamous) Games Workshop's retcon making him better than Morg had got to his head. Or maybe he just needed the money, like Liam Neeson starring in Battleship. Regardless, he accepted the challenge.
So far, he has managed the first draw for the Hobgoblin Team in their whole written history and killed two players. It is also the first match anybody bothers to record, we have to admit!
|Posted Fri Sep 25 2020 8:44:18 (last edited Fri Sep 25 2020 8:45:25) by MacHurto