Game Ogre - Brassic Monkeys

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Teams:	Game Ogre	—	Brassic Monkeys
Coaches:	MacHurto	—	Alster
Races:	Ogre	—	Norse
League:	NTBBL
Division:	pbem
Tournament:	Free For All
Round:	Round 1
Date played:	Wed Feb 12 2020 8:37:25
Match report:	Download PDF report

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Game information
Stadium  Game Ogre Brassic Monkeys
Gate  k
Fans (RL spectators)
Extra player Stats (ES) report page here
Teams	Score	Δ Treasury	Fan factor	Sportsmanship points	Total team CAS	FAME	TVs
Game Ogre		k	10-1	points			k
Brassic Monkeys		k	10-1	points			k

Game Ogre report
#	Name	Position	Mvp	Cp	Td	Int	Bh	Si	Ki	IR 1 D1	IR 1 D2	IR 2 D1	IR 2 D2	IR 3 D1	IR 3 D2	Inj	Ageing 1	Ageing 2
1	Snack One	Snotling	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
2	Snack Two	Snotling	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
3	Snack after two	Snotling	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
4	Snack when peckish	Snotling	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
5	Reserve Snack	Snotling	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
6	Midnight snack	Snotling	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
7	Second breakfast	Snotling	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
8	Just a little mint	Snotling	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
9	#Iamnotfood 2	Snotling	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
21	Woaagghh the Ogrefed	Ogre	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
37	Workat the Ogrepaid	Ogre	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
46	Wiggum the Ogreweight	Ogre	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
59	Zhang Wei from Ogreseas	Runt Punter	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
61	Workhogg the Ogreconfident	Ogre	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
71	Wuherg the Ogrerated	Ogre	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST

Star Players: Barik Farblast Bertha Bigfist Bomber Dribblesnot Boomer Eziasson Brick Far'th (+ Grotty) Count Luthor Von Drakenborg Crazy Igor Deeproot Strongbranch Dolfar Longstride Eldril Sidewinder Fezglitch Flint Churnblade Fungus the Loon Glart Smashrip Jr. Grashnak Blackhoof Griff Oberwald Grim Ironjaw Grotty (included in Brick Far'th) Hack Enslash Hakflem Skuttlespike Headsplitter Helmut Wulf Hemlock Horkon Heartripper Hthark the Unstoppable Hubris Rakarth Humerus Carpal Icepelt Hammerblow Ithaca Benoin J Earlice Jordell Freshbreeze Lewdgrip Whiparm Lord Borak the Despoiler Lottabottol Max Spleenripper Mighty Zug Morg 'n' Thorg Nobbla Blackwart Prince Moranion Puggy Baconbreath Quetzal Leap Ramtut III Rashnak Backstabber Ripper Roxanna Darknail Scrappa Sorehead Setekh Sinnedbad Skitter Stab-Stab Slibli Soaren Hightower Ugroth Bolgrot Varag Ghoul-Chewer Wilhelm Chaney Willow Rosebark Zara the Slayer Zzharg Madeye

Mercenaries:

Brassic Monkeys report
#	Name	Position	Mvp	Cp	Td	Int	Bh	Si	Ki	IR 1 D1	IR 1 D2	IR 2 D1	IR 2 D2	IR 3 D1	IR 3 D2	Inj	Ageing 1	Ageing 2
1	Stewie Grifter	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
2	Trewie Trentz	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
4	Adalan Adakz	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
6	Krumper Kitz	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
7	Wild Billy Irish	Norse Werewolf	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
8	Lupus Lorringer	Norse Werewolf	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
9	Speedy Swen	Catcher	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
10	Three Step Steve	Catcher	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
11	Crazy Man Michael	Blitzer	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
12	Beserk Bill	Blitzer	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
13	Will Wheaten	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
14	Biffer Bozzle	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
44	Dead Eye Dwight	Thrower	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST

Star Players: Barik Farblast Bertha Bigfist Bomber Dribblesnot Boomer Eziasson Brick Far'th (+ Grotty) Count Luthor Von Drakenborg Crazy Igor Deeproot Strongbranch Dolfar Longstride Eldril Sidewinder Fezglitch Flint Churnblade Fungus the Loon Glart Smashrip Jr. Grashnak Blackhoof Griff Oberwald Grim Ironjaw Grotty (included in Brick Far'th) Hack Enslash Hakflem Skuttlespike Headsplitter Helmut Wulf Hemlock Horkon Heartripper Hthark the Unstoppable Hubris Rakarth Humerus Carpal Icepelt Hammerblow Ithaca Benoin J Earlice Jordell Freshbreeze Lewdgrip Whiparm Lord Borak the Despoiler Lottabottol Max Spleenripper Mighty Zug Morg 'n' Thorg Nobbla Blackwart Prince Moranion Puggy Baconbreath Quetzal Leap Ramtut III Rashnak Backstabber Ripper Roxanna Darknail Scrappa Sorehead Setekh Sinnedbad Skitter Stab-Stab Slibli Soaren Hightower Ugroth Bolgrot Varag Ghoul-Chewer Wilhelm Chaney Willow Rosebark Zara the Slayer Zzharg Madeye

Mercenaries:

Game summary

The Dungeon Bowl final has started at full speed between Game Ogre and the ale fueled vikings known as the Brassic Monkeys. Despite their name, the Monkeys got a cash full of gold before the match, which they spent in a huge keg full of beer (vikings being vikings) and hiring star player Boomer Eziasson. It was a match made in heaven, at least for the dwarf. Eziasson has decided to sit out the first half, drink as much as he can and tell stories about his younger days to the rest of the bench, prompting Dead Eye Dwight, the young but promising Monkeys' thrower, to utter "Ok, Boomer" several times already. On the pitch, the end of the half looms over both teams which are busy beating the crap out of each other in the center of the gridiron. Berserk Bill tried to run for the TD but was quickly intercepted by the Workat the Ogrepaid, who seems to be earning his keep this time around! Unfortunately the damn snotlings seem to have trouble picking up a ball bigger than themselves so the ball is still near the Ogres' end zone. More news to come after a pause for advertisement! [...] But, they pick the ball! And the snotling flies! flies! And lands! He is within scoring range! Now, here comes Crazy Man Michaels... dodges! And dodges! again! goes for it... Ball carrier down! Half time! 0-0 and the Ogres will receive the ball. Will they be able to score despite Boomer going in the pitch? Not likely! [...] Second half starts! Very long kick-off, thanks to Adalan Adakz kicking boots. However, Workat the Ogrepaid picks it up beside his own endzone and starts running. Will he really just run the whole pitch for the touchdown? Crazy as it is, it might happen! After 5 turns, his teammates have thinned the norse's ranks and the Ogrepaid is, after an 80 yards* race, within range for a running touchdown! Boomer tried to stop him but hit instead Wild Billy Irish! The werewolf is not happy about it and likely still a bit confused, but he might be the only thing between Game Ogre and the touchdown! Will he manage to stop the unstoppable? Stay tuned! * 19 squares. Assuming 24 squares = 100 yards [...] The Ogrepaid keeps running! 20 yards left. 15 yards left. 10 yards left. 5 yards. Touc... Wait what? He stops to wave at the crowd before the end zone! Come on, you dimwit! Move! Move! Stop smiling and score! Behind him Wild Billy Irish and Lupus Lorringer dismember #Iamnotfood, the snotling activist marking them. They also kind of make a point, I think. Both werewolves are eating him while running towards the ball carrier. The ogre keeps waving. The werewolves are closing in! "Run, you fool!" says the team's wizard, but Workat is loving the crowd! Now the ogre's coach is angrily shaking the wizard, telling him to do something useful. Wh..? Why is everything black now? An Eclipse! the werewolves stop and howl, confused. In this light everyone looks like a goblin! Workat finally takes a hint and moves. He scores! Touchdown! Tooooooooouchdooooown! Gaaaaaaaame Ogreeee ONE! Braaassic Monkeeeeeeys ZERO! With only 5* minutes left in the clock, will the vikings manage a come back? We'll find out after a word (or two. They run the show, basically) from our sponsors! * Assuming 50 (Calcio Florentino) to 60 (american football) minutes for a match, 2 turns for the Monkey and 1 for Game Ogre should be between 4m40s or 5m37s [...] Aaaaand that's the final whistle! The Monkeys got entangled with the Ogre's defense and couldn't get close to the End Zone. Game Ogre is the new Dungeon Bowl winner!! What a game, only one touchdown but 11 players couldn't finish it, 6 are so battered they will not be able to play in a couple of weeks and 2 even died! Blood Bowl at its finest! Of course, the question remains... How could an eclipse be so decisive when the game is played underground?