Self Mirage - Noble Intentions

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Teams:	Self Mirage	—	Noble Intentions
Coaches:	Lucky	—	Plasmoid
Races:	Chaos Dwarf	—	Bretonnia
League:	NTBBL
Division:	pbem
Tournament:	Season 18 Group B
Round:	Round 2
Date played:	Sun Oct 24 2021 23:52:46
Match report:	Download PDF report

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Game information
Stadium  Self Mirage Noble Intentions
Gate  k
Fans (RL spectators)
Extra player Stats (ES) report page here
Teams	Score	Δ Treasury	Fan factor	Sportsmanship points	Total team CAS	FAME	TVs
Self Mirage		k	10-1	points			k
Noble Intentions		k	10-1	points			k

Self Mirage report
#	Name	Position	Mvp	Cp	Td	Int	Bh	Si	Ki	IR 1 D1	IR 1 D2	IR 2 D1	IR 2 D2	IR 3 D1	IR 3 D2	Inj	Ageing 1	Ageing 2
1	Grouge	Minotaur	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
2	Unnamed	Hobgoblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
3	Unnamed	Hobgoblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
4	Unnamed	Hobgoblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
5	Scyllias	Chaos Dwarf Blocker	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
6	Aeskylos	Chaos Dwarf Blocker	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
7	Stokles	Chaos Dwarf Blocker	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
8	Theron	Chaos Dwarf Blocker	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
9	Ephia	Chaos Dwarf Blocker	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
10	Gretch	Bull Centaur	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
11	Daxos	Bull Centaur	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
12	Grodgy	Hobgoblin	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
29	Asymtomatic	Chaos Dwarf Blocker	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST

Star Players: Barik Farblast Bertha Bigfist Bomber Dribblesnot Boomer Eziasson Brick Far'th (+ Grotty) Count Luthor Von Drakenborg Crazy Igor Deeproot Strongbranch Dolfar Longstride Eldril Sidewinder Fezglitch Flint Churnblade Fungus the Loon Glart Smashrip Jr. Grashnak Blackhoof Griff Oberwald Grim Ironjaw Grotty (included in Brick Far'th) Hack Enslash Hakflem Skuttlespike Headsplitter Helmut Wulf Hemlock Horkon Heartripper Hthark the Unstoppable Hubris Rakarth Humerus Carpal Icepelt Hammerblow Ithaca Benoin J Earlice Jordell Freshbreeze Lewdgrip Whiparm Lord Borak the Despoiler Lottabottol Max Spleenripper Mighty Zug Morg 'n' Thorg Nobbla Blackwart Prince Moranion Puggy Baconbreath Quetzal Leap Ramtut III Rashnak Backstabber Ripper Roxanna Darknail Scrappa Sorehead Setekh Sinnedbad Skitter Stab-Stab Slibli Soaren Hightower Ugroth Bolgrot Varag Ghoul-Chewer Wilhelm Chaney Willow Rosebark Zara the Slayer Zzharg Madeye

Mercenaries:

Noble Intentions report
#	Name	Position	Mvp	Cp	Td	Int	Bh	Si	Ki	IR 1 D1	IR 1 D2	IR 2 D1	IR 2 D2	IR 3 D1	IR 3 D2	Inj	Ageing 1	Ageing 2
1	Unnamed	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
2	Unnamed	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
4	Unnamed	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
5	Unnamed	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
6	Unnamed	Lineman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
7	Unnamed	Yeoman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
8	Unnamed	Yeoman [MNG]	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
9	Unnamed	Yeoman [MNG]	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
10	Unnamed	Yeoman	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
11	Unnamed	Blitzer	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
12	Unnamed	Blitzer	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
13	Unnamed	Blitzer	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST
14	Unnamed	Blitzer	012							0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	0123456	NONEMNGNIMAAVAGSTDEAD	NONENIMAAVAGST	NONENIMAAVAGST

MNG

Journeyman

Used journeyman

New skill available

Star Players: Barik Farblast Bertha Bigfist Bomber Dribblesnot Boomer Eziasson Brick Far'th (+ Grotty) Count Luthor Von Drakenborg Crazy Igor Deeproot Strongbranch Dolfar Longstride Eldril Sidewinder Fezglitch Flint Churnblade Fungus the Loon Glart Smashrip Jr. Grashnak Blackhoof Griff Oberwald Grim Ironjaw Grotty (included in Brick Far'th) Hack Enslash Hakflem Skuttlespike Headsplitter Helmut Wulf Hemlock Horkon Heartripper Hthark the Unstoppable Hubris Rakarth Humerus Carpal Icepelt Hammerblow Ithaca Benoin J Earlice Jordell Freshbreeze Lewdgrip Whiparm Lord Borak the Despoiler Lottabottol Max Spleenripper Mighty Zug Morg 'n' Thorg Nobbla Blackwart Prince Moranion Puggy Baconbreath Quetzal Leap Ramtut III Rashnak Backstabber Ripper Roxanna Darknail Scrappa Sorehead Setekh Sinnedbad Skitter Stab-Stab Slibli Soaren Hightower Ugroth Bolgrot Varag Ghoul-Chewer Wilhelm Chaney Willow Rosebark Zara the Slayer Zzharg Madeye

Mercenaries:

Game summary

Noble Intentions came in as huge underdogs (430K) and got absolutely brutalized. The injury rolls were even more lopsided than last game (which was already horrible). 11 injury rolls - 1 stun, 3 KOs, 7 casualties. The Brets will be playing their next game without 2 of their knights (both tending to permanent injuries) and a dead peasant. So, the Chaos Dwarfs scored on their first offense, and the Brets came into the 2nd half with just 9 players. However, the Minotaur who had done such deadly work in the first half, had a few crucial hicks-ups, allowing the Brets to almost make it to the endzone... A Brawl ensued near one sideline, and in the very last seconds of the match a lone knight managed to blitz a chaos dwarf into the ball, which bounced straight back into his waiting hands, allowing him to dodge into the endzone for the unexpected equalizer. Not a bad result, all things considered. But the players sure paid a heavy price.